December 4, 2010

Rand Paul buys pick-up, sports new tattoos

Posted in political satire at 3:59 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

In an appeal to his base, who are comprised, in large part, of blue collar workers from Southern states, presidential candidate Ron Paul has been rolling up his shirtsleeves to show off new tattoos, and he often displays them from the driver’s side window of his new Chevy pick-up.

He sports one new one that reads “Born in the USA,” alongside tattoos, that simply display NASCAR’s Dale Ernhardt Jr. and 1970s TV personality Loni Anderson.

“It’s who I am now,” he proclaims, “and no one here can stop it. I love the heart of America, and I am proud to celebrate our most reprobate in our communities.”

He pledged half of the profits from his upcoming campaign events to NASCAR, and to the estates of deceased monster-truck competition legends and their families.


1 Comment »

  1. JKR said,

    Even satire should be consistent between title and body of text. (Which Paul are you discussing?)

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