November 6, 2010

Palin pens early Shakespearian play

Posted in political satire at 2:19 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

It was reported today that former 2008 vice-presidential nominee Sarah Palin has written a Shakespeare poem or sonnet, nearly every day, for the last 6 weeks.
Ms. Palin traces acquiring the tastes and talents to pen these works back to the time of her religious conversion-a flirtation with “Day of the Dead” iconography.

This is after previously leaving “The Alaskan Intergalactic Church,” a church which she has attended with Todd since their early courtship. The parting with the church was not amicable. There were traded accusations, exaggerations, guilt trips, lawsuits, and many hyperbolic emotional outbursts.
Ultimately, Sarah and Todd wore themselves out, and went groggily back to lodgings on the headquarters of Sarah’s former coven.

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