December 30, 2006

After tornado warning, Bush tells reporters “There’s no place like home”

Posted in Bush II, political satire, White House at 4:20 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

President Bush emerged shaken from an emergency shelter with a new appreciation for his home, family, and close advisors, he said today, in the wake of an emergency tornado evacuation at his Crawford ranch. He reportedly told Vice President Cheney, National Security Advisor Stephen Hadley and former Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld that he saw images of a scarecrow, lion and dog in their image, in addition to a kind witch modeled after Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice.

“There was this magical wizard with all the answers, looked just like Henry Kissinger, and he told me how to click my heels together, and here I am,” he continued, before First Lady Laura Bush brought him back to SMU Hospital for further tests.

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