December 15, 2006

Congressman develops facial mole, Senate control hangs in the balance-developing

Posted in Congress, political satire at 12:08 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Democratic Senator Sam Hastings (D-FL) has developed a facial mole with the potential for malignancy, reporters have learned, leading to speculation that Senate control may return to the Republicans. Though little is known about the chance for survival, and some staffers have insisted the mole is just an ink stain, Senate rules stipulate that death from skin cancer is one of the ways control of the seat would go to an appointee from the Florida Governor, a Republican, who would likely name a Republican successor.


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