December 14, 2006

House ethics panel concludes Foley intervention “could have gone better”

Posted in Congress, political satire at 1:00 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

The House ethics panel investigation of the page scandal is complete, and congress members who knew were “a little off the mark,” and efforts to reign in the Florida congressman’s predatory behavior “could have gone better.”

The 15 page report further disciplinary action if congressmen fail to act on predatory behavior towards pages in the future. “That congress member will henceforth be banned from having pages, unaccompanied, in his or her presence at the workplace, home or sauna.”

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