November 7, 2006

Saddam Hussein to be bludgeoned to death with a lead pipe

Posted in political satire at 10:50 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Saddam Hussein’s trial ended with a judge declaring the former Iraqi President guilty, and sentenced to be bludgeoned to death with a lead pipe. Ther former dictator, to the last, had insisted that he was innocent, and was weighing accepting the lesser charge of not-guilty of insane murderous rages by reason of insanity at his attorney’s urging.

“This is grossly unfair,” Hussein told members of the international press through a translator. He threatened to go on another hunger strike, and has, to date, refused to talk with Diane Sawyer on her program, in violation of a contract with ABC, saying he is too distraught.

Though it is expected an appeal will be filed, Hussein is said to want a new trial, and is steadfastly refusing consideration of a lesser sentence, such as being struck in the back of the head with a hammer, or being eaten by a school of piranhas.

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