November 4, 2006

Laura Bush calls Kerry an arrogant prick

Posted in political satire at 2:52 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

On the campaign trail in Washington where challenger Mike McGavick is seeeking to unseat incumbent Maria Cantwell, Laura Bush told a raucous crowd, “We have a winning formula for Americans, we have a commitment to protecting all Americans, and John Kerry is nothing but an arrogant prick.”

She also made comments critical of Reverend Jesse Jackson, controversial media figures George Clooney and Janeane Garafolo, former CBS anchor Dan Rather, Michael J. Fox, and the late Senator Paul Wellstone as part of a coordinated strategy from her enthusiastically received new stump speech.


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  1. […] In the wake of resignations of party stalwarts Donald Rumsfeld and Ken Mehlam, First Lady Laura Bush is announcing that she will be stepping down as First Lady as voters indicated the need for change in the rout of the Republican Congressional leadership in the mid-term elections. The First Lady, long know affectionately as “Pickles” to both admirers and detractors, was sanguine at the press conference announcing the change, and said that she has been a lightning rod for criticism since taking on an “attack dog” role on the campaign trail, and she is removing herself so the administration can turn its focus to working constructively with the Democratic majority in both houses of Congress. Present UN ambassador John Bolton is also to resign from his current position, it will be announced later today. […]

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