October 19, 2006
Republican says that Democrats plan to establish a cabinet position for the North American Man-Boy-Love Association
by Paula Berrer
House Majority Leader John Boehner is charging that Democrats plan to establish a cabinet position to advance the agenda of the North American Man-Boy-Love Association (NAMBLA), the Associated Press has reported. “I believe this is the agenda the secular liberal left has in mind,” he said, “and I think most people are too scared to admit it, but I am certain that such a cabinet position is likely to be created, and I think they will appoint Hillary Clinton or some other secular progressive to be its chair. I know only Presidents can do that traditionally, but give them the majority, and the gavel, and you’ll see what (congresswoman) Nancy Pelosi will do with that.”
Boehner denied that her is trying to deflect criticism from members of the majority party, who have been under fire with the ongoing investigation into oversight of Republicans in league with a Congressional page program where abuse was rampant. “This isn’t one of those ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you’ things, I’m afraid. This is a far more grave issue that puts our nation’s youth at risk.”
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