October 19, 2006

Hannity warns if Democrats take control of Congress, there will be famine and pestilence.

Posted in political satire at 12:19 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

images9.jpgby Tom Toburn

Discounting claims that the greatest danger if Democrats emerge with majorities in both Congressional Houses is subpoena power and oversight authority, conservative commentator Sean Hannity told an audience of pastors and religious conservatives that the greatest threat from Democratic control of one or both houses of Congress is to the wellness of the very fiber and being of the nation, with now public health threats like plague and pestilence,  as well problems with tax increases, topping the list of potential ills.  “We know that the President still, ultimately, controls what happens with taxes and a lot of the big issues.  But who’s to say that Nancy Pelosi won’t brainwash him somehow?  She’s certainly capable of it.  We know what she did to all those Congressional pages, who went and lied about Congressman Foley.”

“What we are saying is that is likely to get very bad, then worse, and that’s even before the terrorists strike us again.  These guys are out of control.  You have to convince your congregations to go out and vote.  It is all that stands between us and the apocalypse.”

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