October 9, 2006

New proposal by Iraq study group: dissolve Iraq, everybody move out, and then see what happens

Posted in political satire at 2:40 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

The findings of the specially commissioned Iraq study group have been released, and they are indicating the favoring of a “do-over” approach, essentially dissolving the government, having the Iraqi people leave, and then trying again in a few years after everyone has had a chance to cool off. “We’re not even sure the ‘purple fingers on election day’ thing was such a greart idea,” the commission report states in part. “We should’ve used a less messy color.”

The group, whose participants include luminaries such as ex-White House chief of staff James Baker, former Senate Armed Services Committee chairman Lee Hamillton, and the comedian Gallagher, has been meeting for over a year, to provide a counterweight to the unified conservative agenda for sustained Iraqi occupation without exit strategy. The Gold Ribbon committee’s findings, according to a White House source, will be briefly considered before being forgotten and disposed of.

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