October 9, 2006

House inquiry concludes sumptuous pages were “just too damned cute”

Posted in Congress, political satire at 3:55 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

The House ethics panel has completed the initial phase of its inquiry into the Congressional page scandal, and has concluded
“We think the pages were just too damned cute, and we need to re-visit our page recruitment process, so we’re encouraging ugly pages too.”

“Granted, these conclusions are quite preliminary,” panel chairman Dour Helfin (R-ND) said, “but it’s something we’ve long suspected to be the case.”

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