October 6, 2006

O’Reilly: “I’m starting to see Democrats in my sleep”

Posted in political satire at 12:11 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

FOX News host Bill O’Reilly confessed to a guest on-air today that he sees Democrats in his sleep, trying to hypnotize him, and sawy him toward a secular liberal political agenda.  “I fight it, damn it, I do,” he told psychologist Dr. Joyce Brothers, when he explained to her why he so often sees political issues as “us vs. them.”  “And I’ve never had it evaluated or medicated, but perhaps now it is time I do, because it is really becoming disturbing…even writing the books doesn’t get it out of my system anymore.”

Many have described a syndrome of “Demo-phobia,” experienced by people who hear large doses of daily news, who develop fears of things discordant with a consensus world-view as “run by Democrats.”

This is in the aftermath of House leader Dennis Hastert’s recent railing against long retired former President Bill Clinton and Billionaire George Soros for being behind the current Congressional page scandal, and Reverand Jerry Falwell’s inisistence that Hillary Clinton caused the breech of the levees in New Orleans last year.

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