October 5, 2006

Hastert: “Who’s the real victim here?”

Posted in political satire at 1:33 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

House majority leader Dennis Hastert has announced that he will fight efforts by people perceived as political enemies to get him to resign, saying “Who’s the real victim here?”

“Come on,” he told reporters, “the kids? The pages? Come on. Those kids are an allowance, having parties. We’re talking about a career, my career, in public service. A pension. Come on.”

The Senate has been largely mum on the schedule, aside from Senator George Allen (R-VA), who said, “At least it made people stop talking about what an amazing racist I am.”

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