September 18, 2006

Pope under fire for calling homosexuals “butt pirates”

Posted in political satire, satire at 11:31 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

The vatican is facing another public relations nightmare after Pope Benedict XIV referred to homosexuals as “butt pirates” in an appearance before the council of bishops in Sicily this afternoon.

Spokesman Michael Ritzner of the American Civil Liberties Union noted that the Pope still carries enormous sway over Catholics worldwide, that such comments only serve to inflame hosrtilities between devout Catholics and homosexuals, and he also complains that the comments are “just plain rude.”

Though stopping short of a full apology, the Pope did allow for the fact that many may have been offended by his comments, and they should probably burn in hell for holding such an opinion.

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