September 17, 2006

Bin Laden says we won the terror war and can go home now

Posted in political satire at 7:48 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

In the afterrmath of President Bush’s recent round of speeches, declaring that we are to stay in Iraq and fight because Osama bin Laden considers it to be of vital importance, bin Laden has released a new statement, where he tells the United States that Iraq is no longer the central front in the war on terror, and they can go home now.

“Whew, that took long enough,” said former chief military strategist Tommy Franks.  “Those boys will really be relieved.”

Bin Laden has issued cheekish public pronouncements in the past, such as when he lured US forces into Belgium by declaring that Belgium was the new front in the war on terror, but military officials are taking it more seriously this time. “I think this is what our side has been waiting to hear all along,” said Franks.

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