September 15, 2006

Bin Laden now says Belgium is the front in the War on Terror

Posted in political satire at 11:59 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Now that US forces are having difficulty with insurgent and other factions fighting in occupated Iraq, and violence has increased in Afghanistan, Osama bin Laden is now saying that Belgium is the central front in the war on terror, in the hopes that US forces will start to fight him there.  “You see, the George Bush is most interested in where I say the central front is, and frankly, I am getting a little tired of fighting US forces in these hot sandy places.  How about Belgium is the central front now?  It’s not so bad there.  They make the “euro” there.  Certainly that is reason for me to resent them…capitalism and western freedom and all that.  Yes.  We are shifting strategies.  Belgium will be the main front in the war on terror.”

Administration spokesman Dan Bartlett said the President is taking the latest developments under advisement and waiting to see what Vice President Cheney says.

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