September 14, 2006

Prime Minister MacCay gives Condoleeza Rice a rock that is bigger than J Lo’s

Posted in political satire, Rice at 3:47 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

images3.jpgby Paula Berrer

Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice has been seen sporting a ring, purportedly given to her by Canadian Prime Minister Peter MacCay after their recent time together, and it is bigger than the ring given to Jennifer Lopez by Ben Affleck when they were engaged briefly.

Long considered one of the most suave and eligible bachelors on the world stage, MacCay has been seeen in public often with Secretary Rice. He says they are “just friends,” while others close to the two in diplomatic circles, such as Kofi Annan, say otherwise. “I have seen for some time that the intimacy grows and the connection is very striking. They clearly cut the picture of quite the dashing couple.”

The two seemingly have common interests, such as supprt for President Bush on global affairs and a conservative view on social political issues, but it is unknown if MacCay shares Rice’s desire to bomb the shit out of a bunch of Middle Eastern countries.

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