September 12, 2006

Rocket Scientist Brought Back to Help Define Iraq Policy

Posted in political satire at 10:40 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Rocket scientist Pilar Putnam has been called back to the White House to explain the rationale for the Iraq invasion in the aftermath of the highly critical Senate Intelligence Committee report. “Look, I get it,” he reportedly told the principal arcitects of the policy. “It’s okay that Hussein bin Laden and Zarqawi and those other guys weren’t connected, because there are connections on the space-tome continuum, for example, between quite disparate unconnected types of matter.”

A schematic he introduced is currently being used as a draft for a new position paper on the strategy to win the War on Terror, the first one this week. Advance copies had not been made available at the time of this post.


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