September 7, 2006

Bob Dylan to be new message specialist brought to White House political team

Posted in Uncategorized at 5:24 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Legendary singer-songwriter Bob Dylan is being brought in to strategy sessions by the White House political team. “He’s great at that ‘good and evil’ stuff generally,” said FOX News political analyst analyst David Lungrin, “and they love his work on Mr. Tamborine Man.”

As previously reported, the political team has grown disenchanted with the work of rocket scientist Pilar Putnam.

“They probably plan on talking about all the terror plots they have prevented,” Lungrin said, “like the plots to destroy Chicago’s Sears Tower, the New York tunnels system, the Grand Canyon, “a big, big meeting at a hotel,” and the thwarted plot to use airplanes to block taxicab routes during rush hour near Boston’s thoroughfare at Massachussets Avenue.”

“They’re hoping he can be good some ‘blaming Bill Clinton’ stuff too, I’d imagine,” Lungrin said.

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