August 22, 2006

Bin Laden releases another exercise video

Posted in political satire at 2:46 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Osama bin Laden is further inflaming tension in the intelligence community as he has release the third in a series of exercise videos, and supporters as well as commentators on Al Jazzera are puzzled about the Al Qaeda leaders ability to release and distribute these videos almost at will, as well as “how toned his abs are starting to look,” according to anchor Fred Azibi.  Bin Laden has been known to long suffer from a series of kidney ailments, but has been feeling more robust, and is trying to market his fitness principles by distributing the line of videos, as well as a “how-to” book and a new line of work-out clothing. 

Intelligence analysts have been poring over the videos for hints as to bin Laden’s current whereabouts, stressing “it appears to be shot near a cave, but it’s hard to tell which cave.  The shadows and lay-out of the background suggest locations we know of, and have long suspected, near Islamabad,” said analyst Frebold Manatee from Langley headquarters near Washington DC.  “Then again, maybe it’s just a set.”

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