August 21, 2006

President Bush says Lebanese crisis, 9/11, “Snakes on a Plane” film, linked

Posted in political satire at 6:01 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

President Bush, at his press conference today, told reporters that it is not a coincidence that set-backs in Iraq and in resolution in the Israeli-Lebanese crisis, and the release of the new Samuel L. Jackson film, “Snakes on a Plane,” are coming at the same time, and “it all draws us back to 9/11.”

“For Pete’s sake, Helen,” he said to veteran White House reporter Helen Thomas. “I know what it sounds like to say this, but it’s undeniable. There are bad people out there, who are trying to destroy emerging democracies, who hate us for our freedoms, and must not see us falter in this campaign, and want to release snakes onto our planes.”

New Line Cinema, the distributor for “Snakes on a Plane,” has not commented on the timing of the film’s release.


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