August 15, 2006

Bush takes credit for WWII Normandie Invasion

Posted in Bush II, political satire at 11:59 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

At today’s press briefing at the National Security Center, President Bush asserted that his work and the work of his security staff actually helped facilitate the Normandie Invasion curbing the threat of Nazism.

“It’s true,” he said in unscripted comments to reporters, “but the details of how we did this are highly classified. Members of both houses of Congress were briefed on a ‘need to know’ fashion a long time ago.”

Press Secretary Tony Snow begged off answering further questions about the operation as he said it would put our security at risk, and reporters who continue to pursue these inquiries do so at the nation’s peril.

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