August 15, 2006

Actually, you do need to be a rocket scientist to understand US policy in Iraq

Posted in political satire at 2:54 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

A Rocketdine Lab scientist has been sought out for understanding the reason for the US presence in Iraq, and has presented his findings at a national forum.  “You have to forget everything you know about logic and the physical world to understand why we are in this war,” he said.

“I get it,” Dr. Pilar Putnam further explained.  “I direct you to this rather dense but clear publication that I have brought along.”

Few in the press went through the 802 page copy in its entirety at the time this story was filed.  

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