August 14, 2006

Rumsfeld blames al Qaeda gains on “a bunch of aliens trying to mess with our minds”

Posted in political satire, Rumsfled at 1:36 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Met with a flurry of questions about al Qaeda’s near success in launching terrorist attacks on US planes by way of Heathrow Airport in Great Britain, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfled explained that it is possible that al Qaeda is still on the run, but that the latest terror plot was the result of an outer space plot using thought control, in particular, “a bunch of aliens trying to mess with our minds.”

Rumsfled waved off comments by reporters that, if true, this would make the events strikingly similar to the plot for the film, “The Forgotten,” with Julianne Moore, now showing on cable television, but he explained his alien theories as deriving mainly from 1997’s “Men in Black,” with Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones.

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