August 14, 2006

Decision 2008, Candidate Profiles: George Allen, “race-baiting works”

Posted in George Allen, political satire at 1:12 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

images-11.jpgby Terri Firma

“Us vs. them works, and it has for centuries,” Senator George Allen (R-VA) tells reporters. “Look at the Greeks and Romans. They hated blacks too, I’m told.”

“Race baiting works too,” Allen tells the party faithful.  He says that he can be relied on to frame every campaign issue as protecting voters from the stifling influence of outsiders, foreigners and people without faith. “Like gas prices,” he said. “If that namby-pamby UN, and those homosexuals and athiests, could just release their vast store of oil supplies and drilling equipment…see? I can just make it up.  It’s very simple.”

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