August 11, 2006

Chertoff: Discarding personal items before air travel will finally keep us safe

Posted in Chertoff, political satire at 8:37 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff is comfortable with new federal aviation guideline restrictions on carry-on items. “We are finally turning the corner,” Chertoff declared, “and just like terrorists with shoe bombs that other time, terrorists with shampoo bombs will have to think twice before trying something like this again.”

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