August 11, 2006

Bush declares success of his approach to war on terror in light of London bombing scare

Posted in political satire at 7:23 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

By Terri Firma

President Bush is asserting that searching for weapons of mass destruction in Iraq and persuing an array of domestic strategies to stem terrorism worldwide explains the foiling of the recent London terrorist plot, and said,”I have said all along;  we can fight them over there so we don’t have to fight them here.”  He further credited his tax cuts for creating an environment where close allies in the War on Terror can operate free from government restraint, and renewed calls for repeal of the estate tax, as well as making cuts on tax dividends permanent.

He did not take questions from reporters at his hastily called press conference from his ranch.  Prime Minister Blair was asked how the approach towards Iraq, domestic surveillance, and tax cuts helped the British capture the terror plotters, and he answered “I haven’t been briefed, so I don’t have the foggiest.”

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