August 11, 2006

“Actually, we don’t hate the Americans for their freedom that much,” says major terrorism plotter

Posted in political satire at 8:25 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Under fierce questioning by investigators, a key terrorist leader is denying a desire kill Americans in retaliation for their freedoms, the London Times is reporting. “I’m not saying we love them for their freedoms either,” he said.

Tarikh Amedezinedejunejehadtd continued “We’re pretty neutral about their freedoms, really. The one thing I find really upsetting about the United States is how everyone keeps mispronouncing my name.”

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