August 10, 2006

Lieberman loses primary, still denying he is Bush

Posted in Holy Joe, political satire at 9:36 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Answering news reports that he is not an independent politician but actually a disguised President Bush, Lieberman blamed the stories on the rival political camp, while simultaneously refusing to be photographed with the President, or to talk on the phone with a reporter at the same time President Bush is on speaker phone. “I will not do that. It may be an excellent opportunity for some to engage in wild speculation, but this is a serious campaign, and after I return from Crawford, Texas…oh, excuse me. I meant New Hampshire. No, Connecticut. God, I really need some sleep. Then maybe a bike ride.”

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