August 10, 2006

Decision 2008, Candidate Profiles: Russ Feingold, too much baggage?

Posted in political satire at 9:35 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn
Potential Presidential nominee Senator Russ Feingold (D-WI) is one of the rising stars of the Democratic Party, but it is unlikely that he will be able to gain traction because of accusations he is a neo-nazi, afflicted with a penchant for communism, terrorism, islamo-fascism, terrorist-coddling, and has an inability to the support the troops. “These are difficult baseless and half-demented accusations to address all at one time,” Feingold said. “What did you say your name was? What paper do you work for?”

“There are so many levels from which this candidate could be attacked,” said commentator Newt Gingrich. “He is also hardly a family values candidate. I mean look at that hair.”


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