August 7, 2006

Hollywood liberals to back Schwarzenegger’s bid to become Supreme Being

Posted in political satire, Schwarzenegger at 3:33 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Hollywood luminaries, such as Whoopi Goldberg, Steven Speilberg and Tom Hanks, previously champions of liberalism and secular values, have chosen to endorse Arnold Schwarzenegger’s run for Supreme Being of the Universe.  After finding that it unlikely that measures forbiding foreign born citizens from seeking the Presidency of the United States will be rescinded in his lifetime, Schwarzenegger has chosen to file a position and seek the support necessary to make a run at the Deity position.

Schwarzenegger suffered from not receiving the enthusiastic support of his former colleagues in the entertainment community when he ran for Governor on previous occasions, but in his bid to achieve God-like status, he does not want to make that mistake again.

“He’s a hell of a gregarious guy,” Speilberg said, “he says he respects bipartisanship now, in terms of Gods and mortals, and it is very clear he will allow us to shoot for free around LA, and that is very important for the commerce and such a big city as Los Angeles.”

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