August 5, 2006
Bush found to be suffering from “Dorian Gray syndrome”
by Terri Firma
It has emerged that, in the wake of the ringing endorsement of President Bush’s physical health by his team of physicians, a problem has emerged, and it is the presence of the rare degenerative disease, “Dorian Gray Syndrome.” Mr. Bush mentioned to his personal physician, Dr. Morris Blaylock, that the portrait of himself in the White House library had appeared to be decaying, and after several tests and a consultation with Yale-based, endocrinologist Dr. Yuri Udell, he was found to be suffering from a condition known as “Dorian Gray Syndrome.” “This is a condition whereby the body does not physicially age,” Dr. Udell told reporters, “but the soul goes through an insidious, deteriorating transformation.”
Dr. Udell has recommended a regimen of a cleansing enemas and blood transfusions, regular exposure to sources of world information (excluding the bible), and taking the US troops out of Iraq immediately.
The Washington Beltsider 
Daphne said,
August 6, 2006 at 3:59 pm
Bush should also get a lobotomy, with Cheney, Rumsfeld, Condi in queue.
Bush finishes Camus, taking up Kafka, as part of summer reading blitz « The Washington Beltsider said,
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