August 4, 2006

Jeb Bush, Floridians at war with Israelis

Posted in political satire at 11:29 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

Israelis have encountered hostile gestures and threats from their new Floridian hosts since annexing Palm Beach, Florida. Since their move out of the Middle East and into the Florida gulf coast under UN Resolution 514, the greater watchwords of the Jewish faith, formerly “Next Year in Jeruselam,” have become “Next year in Boca Raton.” Now, they are meeting escalating tensions in their newly adopted home. Jeb Bush has threatened and vowed retaliation against the Jewish state with repercussions to aggressive moves to overtake several greater Palm Beach bakeries and condominiums. “We will not be deterred. We have lived under threats in the past from hostile enemies that surrounded us on all our borders, that swore to drive us into the sea rather than see us exist,” said defense minister Shimon Peres. “Plus Jeb Bush is a little bit of a weenie anyway.”

Meanwhile, in the new Palestine, marauding bands of rebellious Hezbollah and Hamas fighters seek domination. Daryl Gates, who has dealt with violent rivalries and stand-offs between warring Crips and Bloods factions in the past in Los Angeles, has been retained by President Abbas as a highly paid, on-site consultant.

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