August 3, 2006

Katherine Harris enters dog show, loses

Posted in political satire at 3:15 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

images2.jpgby Paula Berrer

WEST PALM BEACH, FL: Represenative Katherine Harris, locked in an increasingly desparate battle to unseat incumbent Senator Bill Nelson for his Senate seat, entered and lost in a local dog show, intended to showcase her poise and grooming to a large audience, after many public relations failures.

Harris refused to blame the poor showing on her unpopularity in the Palm Beach area (in the disputed 2000 Presidential election, cityofficials including Harris were accused of enacting measures that suppressed voting in this area).  “I am a good Christian, and believe in people’s essential goodness.  I lost because I was not the best in the contest, and I accept that.  The other dogs simply greased the right palms, and this impressed the judges more.” 

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