August 1, 2006

Secretary Rice compares progress in the Middle East to a home renovation, “sometimes more bombing, and instability is better”

Posted in political satire, Rice at 9:51 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Secretary of State today said more bombing and instability in the Middle East is better, as with rebuilding something to make it better, “like a home renovation.”

“In addition,” she said, it’s not good to have peace just to have peace or “stopping for the sake of stopping. Especially when the neighbors know you already planned to do some work now.”

“One further problem I have had on my renovations,” she said, in an aside to reporters, “is when you don’t trust your contractors, or try to do the work yourself.

“Anyway, besides that, I find it to be a very useful analogy.”

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