August 1, 2006

Iraqi parliament speaker calls for holy war on US, Bush calls him “a kidder”

Posted in political satire at 9:53 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

After the new Iraqi Parliament Leader Mahmud Mashhadani called Americans “jackals” and President Bush “an imbecile” in a speech, Bush called him “a great kidder,” and said, “sure, he’s joshing us, and we like our great friend, the elected Iraqi Parliament Leader, and he can kid us, and we can kid him.

“See, peace in the Middle East is a lot like a puzzle: it can be hard, or it can be fun. It’s all in how you see it. Why nitpick or quibble about what people over there say or think?”

Press Secretary Tony Snow later elaborated on the President’s comments. “These calls for endless war and death to all are, in many ways, a very good sign.”

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