July 27, 2006

President Bush takes Iraqi PM Al-Maliki on tour of “Dollywood”

Posted in Bush II, parody, political satire at 12:09 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Paula Berrer

President Bush took new Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri Al Maliki on a tour of “Dollywood,” the Dolly Parton theme park, before Mr. Maliki was to return to the Middle East today.  As with Japanese Prime Minister Koizuma’s tour of Graceland during his recent visit to the United States, Mr. Al Maliki was taken on a tour of a cultural site presumed to be of interest.  Though Al Maliki said he is unfamiliar with Dolly Parton, Bush joshed, “Yeah, but everybody loves women with big tits.” 

Though Mr. Maliki is a devout Muslim, the President said that he showed great magnanimity in response to the gesture, and expects that Mr.Maliki will reciprocate when and if the President makes another surprise visit to some adequately fortified areas of Iraq in the future.


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