July 26, 2006

Snow apologizes for saying Merkel “had a good time” with neck massage from President Bush

Posted in parody, political satire, satire, Tony Snow at 3:55 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow apologized from the White House podium today for claiming that German Chancelor Angela Merkel enjoyed her neck massage from President Bush at the G8 Summit, and said, “I can’t pretend to be able to divine what is in the mind of the German Prime Minister. I doubt she would have enjoyed a steam bath with the President. I’m sorry I said it.”

Reporters pressured him to explain why President Reagan never felt compelled to touch Margaret Thatcher, “It would not be responsible of me to speculate on if the former British Prime Minister likes to be fondled.”

“I clearly stepped over the line. I’d like to move on,” he said before developing a case of hives and leaving the podium.


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