July 17, 2006

Santorum insists Terri Schiavo not really dead

Posted in political satire at 3:42 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

In a desparate bid to revive his reelection prospects, and defend his attempts to pass a congressional mandate to have Terri Schiavo’s feeding tube re-inserted three years ago, Rick Santorum is insisting today that Ms. Sciavo is, indeed, still alive.
“Why I spoke to her yesterday,” Santorum said.  “I told her, ‘Yes, it is unseasonably hot for this time of year.’  She agreed, and said she thought so too.”

In a related development, Santorum has agreed to submit to a series of psychological tests before being allowed to retain his position on the November ballot.

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