July 10, 2006

Sectarian violence in Iraq is all because of news media

Posted in political satire at 9:44 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Representaive Dennis Hoekstra (R-MI) and Senator Rick Santorum (R-PA) held a joint press conference today to tell members of the media, “Back off.”  They are blaming persistent, escalating sectarian violence on the news media.  “It almost seems like the more they keep reporting on it, the worse we keep hearing it is.”

Fred Barnes and Morton Kondrakem on FOX News’ “FOX and Friends” did not dispute the assertion, Kondrake stating “It’s been obvious to us for some time: if we would just shut up, and stop doing our jobs, things might seem to get better, right Fred?”

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