July 7, 2006

Rice sulking to gain international support for US condemnation of North Korea

Posted in political satire, Rice at 4:46 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

Rice sulking to gain support for US condemnation of North Korea

by Paula Berrer

Secretary of State Condoleeze Rice announced today that she plans to sulk until she gets her way, in working with the international community towards condemning North Korea and its recent launch of nuclear missiles. Diplomacy has worked in the past, pouting has often been employed with more recalcitrant nations, such as in the curbing of Libya’s nuclear ambitions.

“This is what it means to be an effective Secretary Of State,” White House spekesman Tony Snow said. “Use everything in your arsenal to influence nations. She has also threatened China and Russia with stubbornly holding her breadth until her face turns blue.”

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