July 7, 2006

Decision 2008, Candidate Profiles: Mitt Romney, champion of giant stuffed squirrels

Posted in Decision 2008, political satire at 4:07 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

Decision 2008, candidate profile: Mitt Romney, champion of giant stuffed squirrels 

by Tom Toburn

The Republican nomination, it has been speculated, should go to a candidate with solid social conservative credentials. Governor Mitt Romney (R-MA) has been casting out his net to a full spectrum of regular voters, here seen huddling with a giant stuffed squirrel named Mindy. “I greatly value my work on women’s and animal’s issues,” he said. “By the way,I loved Rocky and Bullwinkle, when it was on television.”

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