July 1, 2006

Republicans salivating over Bush prisoner decapitation controversy

Posted in political satire at 10:11 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

A rebuke of the Bush administration over decapitation of terror suspects has created a World Court outcry, and Republicans plan to seize the opportunity to portray Democrats as weak on defense prior to the 2006 mid-term elections. Even though Democrats have not issued a statement, Republicans like Seantor Trent Lott are saying “We know the knee-jerk, Democratic, ACLU, panty-waist response to tying the President’s hands in a time of war.”

Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist said “Ask (Senate Democratic leader) Harry Reid how we can fight terrorism abroad when the courts run roughshod over unfettered administration power here?”

“Finally, we have something to run on,” House Majority Leader John Boehner said, in a private memo to his party’s leadership. “Once again, Democrats will take the defensive, and will be pussies on national defense, and we can present voters a real choice.

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