June 27, 2006

Melting of Earth core does not pose risk, experts say

Posted in political satire at 7:12 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Representative of the administration chief scientific officers are asserting that global warming fears, stoked by dialogue surrounding the film “An Inconvenient Truth,” are greatly overblown, and climate changes are unlikely to be of any danger now or in the future.  “I can cite a whole host of studies,” American Science Foundation president Tari Ritenour asserted.  “I won’t now, but I certainly can.

“Let me state unequivocally: there is no danger whatsoever from things like this so-called warming of the Earth and melting of the Earth’s core and so on.  Its hogwash.  Besides, as most know, if the Earth were ever to be uninhabitable, there are comets that will take many of us away from the Earth, to a healthy heavenly environment anyway, and I can cite several passages in the book of Revelations that clearly support this point of view.”

 White House spokesman Tony Snow said that the administration strongly supports the American Science Foundation’s work in this area, and posed to reporters, “Once again, can I encourage you to please pay attention to both sides of this debate?”

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