June 25, 2006

“Statesmanlike” Iraqi PM proposal allows bombing of American cities – developing

Posted in political satire at 6:52 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Senate leaders are praising Prime Minister Nuri Al Maliki’s proposed reconciliation plan with insurgents and militants, under which American civilians may be targeted for terrorist attacks starting in 2007. “They’re finally bringing everyone to the table to negotiate,” Senate Whip Mitch McConnell (R-KY) told reporters. “Under Prime Minister Maliki’s leadership, they’re turning a corner, ironing out their differences, establishing a Democracy.

Under the new agreement, the new Iraqi government would offer reconciliation to militants, insurgents or terrorists who have not plotted or performed civilian attacks on minor American cities after 5 years, and to militants, insurgents or terrorists who have not plotted or performed civilian attacks on major American cities after 10 years.

McConnell stated further “Secretary Rumsfeld has confided to me: it seems like they’re finally moving, and it seems like we’re finally going to accomplish what we set out to do in Iraq.”

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