June 24, 2006

Bush announces plan to withdraw one troop by the end of 2006

Posted in International, Iraq, parody, political satire, White House at 5:19 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

At a Rose Garden ceremony in front of reporters, President Bush announced today the drawdown of one troop from Iraq in the period between now and the end of 2006. This vital development, the re-deployment of the soldier, Private James Groener, from Youngstown Ohio, comes in the aftermath of Bush’s successful trip to Iraq, and US forces’ recent successful defeat of terrorist mastermind Abu Musad Zarqawi.

The President said “This troop has been working awfully hard, advancing the cause of freedom in the Middle East.  It is time for him to come home, eventually.” 

“As we have said before, as the Iraqis stand up, we will be able to step down…or stand down, whatever.”

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