June 23, 2006

Miami terror cell captured using zinc oxide tracking device

Posted in intelligence, satire, US News at 7:18 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn
At least two of the terrorists captured as part of the plot to attack cities in the United States, were outfitted with recording and GPS systems embedded in the zinc oxide applied to their noses, reporters have learned. The two, code named Brother Leland and Brother Fred, were first under FBI surveillance after they were judged suspicious when seen shuffling along with concealed automatic weapons while simultaneously searching the sand with metal detectors in Bermuda shorts on Pismo Beach. The FBI credits similar techniques with the capture and surveillance of terrorist cells who had threatened the United States from aboard the Paradise Cruise line in Guadalajara and from the grounds of Club Med Montenegro.

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