June 22, 2006

Santorum claims he has proof that Bin Laden was killed in Tora Bora years ago

Posted in Congress, International, Iraq, political satire at 3:09 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Senator Rick Santorum, citing evidence from a newly declassified report that he alone has seen, says that Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden has been dead for several years, and challenged reporters and Democratic lawmakers to produce evidence to the contrary. “Come on, traitors. I dare you. I double dare you.”

He says that bin Laden impersonators are the ones who have been appearing on presumed al Qaeda videos released over the last three years. “It’s someone who is a highly skilled costume and voice mimic. I promise you.”

As evidence for his contention, he described voice and costume mimics who have fooled viewers of burlesque shows “who would swear they were watching Marilyn Monroe, for example.”

Skeptics are accusing Santorum of demagoguery, and playing election year politics, to which he replied “No. Not true. Try again.” He further asserted “The Democrats are buffoons. That’s why we will defeat them again in 2006.”

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1 Comment »

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