June 21, 2006

CIA’s Porter Goss argued that all night orgies were essential for intelligence gathering – developing

Posted in intelligence, parody, political satire, US News at 7:33 pm by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Terri Firma

In classified interviews made available to the Associated Press under the freedom of information act, former CIA Chief Porter Goss testified to investigators that it was because of heightened security concerns in a post-9/11 environment that he engaged in orgies, poker parties, exhibitionism, frotterism and having associates lick chocolate and whip cream off of him .  The events in question, wherein he was accompanied by former chief deputy Dusty Foggo, defense contractor Brent Wilkes among others, are part of the larger investigation of activities associated with Randy “Duke” Cunningham’s prosecution for misuse of his congressional office. 

“In their proper context,” Goss argues in the transcript, “one can see how vital the activities were to our intelligence gathering efforts, though I can appreciate how,on their face, it all looked like it all just done in good fun.”


1 Comment »

  1. ldubya said,

    The things he does for his country! God bless!

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