June 17, 2006

House forces passage of bill to enforce contention: “Kerry’s a big commie” – developing

Posted in parody, politics, social issues, US News at 3:58 am by thewashingtonbeltsider

by Tom Toburn

Both houses of congress, in a measure that Democrats are complaining is a purely political maneuver, are crafting compromise legislation that will contend that Senator John Kerry (D-MA) is a communist. “This legislation is political bickering, gamesmanship,” insisted House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi. “No it’s not,” countered House Majority Leader John Boehner. “He’s a big commie and he knows it. That is the reason for this legislation.”

“But I’m not a communist,” Senator Kerry said.

Some senior centrist Democratic leaders like Joseph Lieberman (D-CT) in the Senate and Representative Steny Hoyer (D-MD) in the House, insisted that the legislation be ammended to include a provision stating Mr. Kerry has only communist leanings, but the provisions were rejected by the House and Senate.


1 Comment »

  1. Doc Zeller said,

    Glad to see Hoyer and Lieberman standing up for the little guy again. (GO LAMONT!)

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